This is basically an attempt to try writing different things and convey a scene in a few words and within a short amount of time (i.e. few minutes only).
Some of it may be nonsensical but the whole point is to challenge yourself to think on the spot and write.
Warnings: Not edited. Doesn't really take place in AtO's established time-line so far.
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1- Harry's attempt to branch out into other businesses.
“Oh Harii-san, this is the BEST FOOD I’VE TASTED” Lee shouted as he finished the food in the bowl within a matter of seconds.
Harry groaned and rubbed his forehead. How had this happened?
“See I told you Nii-san’s a pro at this. Isn't this just the most awesome stuff you've tasted.”
Ah Right! Naruto had gone advertising for someone to test out my cooking.
“YOSH! WE MUST GET THE OTHERS TO TRY THIS YOUTHFUL DELICACY.”
What? More cooking? No! Hedwig gave Harry a sympathetic look before leaving through the window.
Traitor.
2- Harry's attempt to get Itachi to talk
Harry pursed his lips in annoyance. “Is that some sort of Uchiha ninja trait?”
Itachi turned to him with a confused expression.
“To be annoying?” Harry said with an amused smirk.
Itachi glanced at him incredulously then turned away once more. Hedwig left Harry’s shoulder and settled on Itachi’s shoulder after giving Harry a long reproachful look.
“My own owl is siding with you.” Harry shifted dismally.
3- Danzo attempts to talk with Harry over tea/ Harry irritates Danzo
“Are you trying to poison me?” Harry said as he looked at the tea swirling around in the cup.
Danzo gave him an irritated look.
“What? I’m not a ninja! I’m allowed to be unsubtle.”
“I didn’t.” Danzo lifted his own cup, took a sip and shot the boy a pointed look.
“Pft, like I’d believe that.”
“Fine I did.”
“Sarcasm doesn’t suit you. You’re too old and evil looking to pull it off.”
Danzo sighed.
4- Harry attempts to fend off a suitor
"Look Ryuuken-san, I already told you I'm not interested. Didn't you get the letter?" Harry turned away from the man in irritation.
"But your owl would create a new breed of owl for this village. I'm willing to pay you..."
Harry turned back to man and glared at him.
"How dare you! She's not some object that you can just buy and then discard when you don't want. She's worth way more than that and she deserves a lot more respect." Harry winced as he realized that everyone in the area around him had gone silent. I guess I was a bit too loud.
Suddenly someone clapped. And then everyone was clapping and patting Harry on the back and telling him he was a good kid.
One lady came forward and glared at Ryuuken. "How dare you think of treating some lady like garbage?"
Wait. what? Harry gaped as the woman started talking about women being the backbone of society and needing more respect. I should probably leave before they realize the real situation.
5- Kotetsu attempts to get some money/ Harry meets some more ninja
Harry took the pouch of money from Izumo and placed it on his table absently.
"You're not going to count it?" Izumo said as he went through the box of fixed items.
Harry just shrugged. "Should I?"
"You're way too trustful!"
"I suppose." Harry yawned, opened his fridge and pulled out some food.
Kotetsu clapped his hands suddenly. "You know what would be a great idea to get some more business?"
Harry and Izumo both stared at the grinning man.
"You should come to one of our poker games."
Izumo groaned but Harry looked interested.
Some unknown place in Konoha, late night.
"I can't believe he won again." Genma threw his cards down in disgust.
"At least Kotetsu isn't winning this time!" Izumo said as Harry pulled his winnings closer to him.
"But this seems worse." Aoba straightened his dark tinted goggles tiredly. "His luck is rather monstrous."
Raido took a sip from the bottle next to him and patted Kotetsu's back consolingly. "Now you know what it's like to be on the other side."
Kotetsu just whimpered.
I'm glad I can remember all their names. Harry looked around the table and grinned. "So who wants to play another round."
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Well I think five drabbles in a row is not bad. My attempts at creating humorous scenes. I do have the insane urge to read over them and add more to each. But then it wouldn't really be drabbles, would it?
Polar
