Warnings: Not edited at all and rather crack-tastic.
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3- Harry meets Kakashi (from Romantiscue)
Harry browsed through the various shelves looking for a helpful book of some sort. He idly picked up a book on herbs when the bell at the storefront rang.
There was some shuffling and a vague greeting from the storeowner. “Ohh, back again?”
“Nothing can keep me away. Oh that back looks familiar. Harii?”
That voice is familiar… Harry turned around, “Hello Kakashi-sen…” He paused and stared at the space behind Kakashi. With a startled yelp he fell back and looked away from Kakashi.
“Harii? Is something wrong?” Kakashi walked towards Harry.
“Don’t come any closer!” Harry looked up only to turn away with a cringe.
“But…”
“You know there’s nothing I can do to help.” Harry angled his way towards the shop entrance. “You’ve never left that place before… how are you able to move?”
“What? I don’t understand. Harii,” Kakashi said sounding worried.
“Leave me alone.” Harry yelled. He ran out of the store, through crowded streets and in to a deserted alleyway.
“You weren’t scared enough.”
Harry looked up and frowned. “Really?”
The boy shook his head and jumped to stand beside Harry. “It doesn’t really matter. Right now, we have to wait for Naruto to come and confront you about the way you acted. Then we move of to phase two.”
Harry scratched the back of his neck. “No, going to phase two so soon… it’ll mess things up. I need to spend some more time acting terrified out of my mind when I see Kakashi. Need to establish more credibility.”
They walked in silence for a few minutes.
“I think the next time you see him, you should mutter a Buddhist exorcism chant…”
Harry grimaced. “What good would that do?”
“It’ll hint that you’re seeing a ghost.”
Harry frowned.
Itachi sighed and rolled his eyes. "Just trust me. The incantation is Rin, pyou, tou…”
“Ugh, I’m not going to remember that,” Harry said in despair.
“Then write it down on your hand and pretend you’re praying when you see him. That’ll allow you to read it.”
“That could work,” Harry said. “Now, tell me. What did you find out about Kakashi’s …”
X-X-X-X-X
“Looks like those two are at it again,” Tsunade said as she stared in to the gleaming crystal ball.
Shizune looked up from the scroll she was reading. “Oh, what is it this time?”
“They’re trying to exorcise Kakashi or something.” Tsunade rolled her eyes. “Idiots.”
Shizune frowned. “I wonder how many people they’ll fool this time.”
“All of them, just like always,” Tsunade said in resignation. “It’s ridiculous. Even though everyone expects them to pull something… they always manage to fool people. What does that say about our ninja force?”
Shizune shrugged. “Maybe it says that… Konoha's Uzumaki Uchiha combination is a force to be reckoned with?”
Tsunade snorted and rubbed her forehead. “I shouldn't have forced Uchiha Itachi to take sick leave.”
“You reap what you sow, Tsunade-sama.” Shizune nodded sagely.
4- Harry bumps in to Sasuke (from Pariah_author)
“Hedwig, that’s obviously not Itachi. Why are you stopping above him?”
The black haired boy in front of Harry started. “What? What did you just say?”
Is he a bit slow? Harry frowned. “I was talking to my owl.”
The boy narrowed his eyes. “You said Itachi. Why are you searching for him?”
“What are you, my mother?” Harry said.
“Just answer me, you stupid…”
A tall orange haired boy grabbed a hold of the black haired boy’s shoulder. “Ahh, Sasuke, don’t get angry at him.”
“Don’t interrupt me Juugo,” Sasuke said. “You! Tell me about your connection to Itachi.”
“There’s only one reason for you getting all bitchy because of Itachi. He stole your dango too, didn’t he?” Harry shook his head and sighed. “Ahh, I really wonder why I’m still his friend. The idiot keeps eating my stash of…”
“Friend?”
Harry nodded. “Yeah. Friends as in idiots who make you worry by doing stupid things like stealing dango from dangerous people.”
“Your friend…” Sasuke’s face turned sour. “Itachi steals... dango.”
Harry nodded. “I guess we could search for him together. I have a feeling he’s going to do something monumentally stupid. I suppose extra help in stopping him would be useful.”
Sasuke scoffed and walked past Harry. “Waste of time. Get out of my way.”
Juugo, the orange haired boy said, “I’m sorry. He’s not…”
“Juugo, stop wasting time with that useless person. Let’s go.”
Harry stared at the pair and then turned to Hedwig. “There’s no way that rude Sasuke person likes dango. Ah, whatever, let's go find Itachi.”
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A/N Why Itachi? How are you worming your way into my writings in these ridiculous ways?
Polar
P.S. Should I format this post to have spaces between lines? Or is it easier to read the post like this?
