Happy 1st of December and welcome to the start of 2018's Advent Calendar.
Today's post is a prompt fill, but it's not an advent prompt fill. This anonymous prompt came in when I wasn't updating the blog, but the potential for
crack with this had to be explored.
"I was worried about lack of
drabbles/updates when I saw you updated on fanfic. And now with the
latest chapter read 6 times over, and now I wonder, what if that
excuse was to force Harry to pick another clan heir. And then I
thought, what if he just make hedwig the clan heir. I would love to
see everyone's reaction to such thing. Especially if Hedwig sits in
on meetings."
“You can't make an owl your clan
heir.” Koharu said, the wrinkles around her eyes deepening as she
squinted at Harry.
Thinking about a transfiguration
formula that he could never understand so that he could have a
genuinely confused expression on his face. “Why not?”
“Because she's an owl?” Seated
beside Koharu,
“And?” Harry said.
“How can an owl be a clan heir?”
Koharu asked, the hair pin in her bun glinted as she punctuated her
question with a shake of her head.
Harry shrugged. “Can heads test their
heirs constantly to see if they're a good choice.”
“And?”
“And I was being lax. Just because
there's no one else in the clan, doesn't mean that I shouldn't test
Naruto.” Harry said. “People need reassurance that the clan heir
can take on the clan head's position in the future, right?” When no
one could argued against his logic, Harry continued, “So I decided
to test Naruto. But the only way to make things fair was to have
someone to compete against him.”
“And you chose your owl as his
competition?” Homura asked.
“It's not like I could test someone
from outside the clan. Then I'd have had to adopt them into the clan
or something, and the paperwork for that was intimidating. So I chose
the simpler solution.”
Koharu frowned. “Your owl was the
simpler solution?”
“She was the simplest solution,”
Harry corrected himself.
The three elders were silent for a long
moment but Harry couldn't tell whether it was disbelief or outrage
that kept them so still and silent. Maybe it was humour, something
that they didn't know how to deal with.
“What tests did you use?” Danzo
finally asked.